When we started our site nearly 15 years ago, creating gift guides was helpful for you. There weren’t a million different influencers shilling items left and ideal and when you were shown a gift guide, it a lot of likely was items the site you adored picked out because they thought you’d like them. You didn’t have to worry about what item was paid to be placed in the guide and you had much a lot more transparency. We will always give you transparency and sincerity in our reviews and full-disclosure when something is paid for. That being said, nothing in this guide is paid for. In fact, this guide is just too good to not cover, because who doesn’t want to see what the .001% could put on their holiday wishlists? I know I do.

Sure, to majority of us, spending thousands on a bag doesn’t make us gasp. We know what we like, we know what brands hold value, we know that quality and craftsmanship has a price, and mostly we know that it’s our money and we’ll spend it however we’d like, thank you very much. There’s those of us that save to afford a designer bag and those of us that seriously check out Christie’s Auctions for record breaking bags because we can actually bid and win record breaking priced bags (ok, and lots of of us fall in between). While majority of us aren’t swimming in money a-la-Scrooge-McDuck, pretending to spend a day in the shoes of the superrich is always a fun endeavor.

The superrich don’t even realize how superrich they are, which makes them all the a lot more interesting, and while majority of these gifts won’t make MoneyBags bat an eye, the rest of us can check them out with a chuckle. Let’s be honest, as much as a champagne maker sounds like a great idea, we’ve got bills to pay, am I right?

Hermes 30cm shiny Briase and Black Porosus Crocodile special buy Horseshoe Birkin $150,000 by means of Moda Operandi
A horseshoe stamp indicates this bag was a special order. even the incredibly rich often decide it’s time for out with the old, in with the new… the $150,000 very certain color combo new in this case.

Moët & Chandon champagne Vending maker $35,000 by means of Neiman Marcus
Guys, this is the best! first off, price is for the vending maker only and for some reason it has to be explained than you can get bottles from a licensed retailer. Also, the description lets you know that you can just not get alcohol if you don’t want, so instead you’ll have a branded Moët vending maker sitting empty in your palatial abode. To fill to capacity, you need about $15,000 worth of Moët.

Stalvey 24K Gold Crocodile Teddy Bear $32,000 by means of Moda Operandi
Forget silver spoon, give your child the gift of a teddy bear this Christmas and make it FASHION.

Mantiques modern Cast Aluminum Sculpture Of An Hermès Birkin $11,650 by means of Moda Operandi
When you already have ample Birkins, you can stick this aluminum sculpture on the overhead lit pedestal that leads to your two-story closet. Naturligt.

Hermès Les Necessaires d’Hermes “Groom” Valet $55,500 by means of Hermes.com
For those who have a personal butler and are a Downton Abbey aficionados, this one’s for you!

Chanel Flask Bag $5,000 by means of Chanel
If you have a Peloton platform in your six story “cabin” overlooking the mountains, you need this.

Louis Vuitton Homey flat Mule $1,480 by means of Louis Vuitton
I want to say something funny, but I actually really love these. I would need an actually clean house that doesn’t have baby food and Play-Doh in random corners to spoil said mules, but in my fake, quiet, perfectly Instagrammable home, I’d absolutely wear these.

Smeg Fiat x Smeg White electric cooler $12,000 by means of Neiman Marcus
You have to have enough extra square footage to stick part of a Fiat in your house to hold beverages. even the brand knows this is silly as their description states “it is a crossbreed of concepts for exclusive spaces, from a collector’s house to a lounge bar for fashion drinks.” Which of you have exclusive spaces in your home? Ya, me neither.

Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver Greenhouse $275,000 by means of Tiffany
At first glance I was like ok, so here’s a silver greenhouse and the price made sense. but then I realized the dimensions just make this an object for your house. It’s 20″W x 26.75″L x 17.75″H. I don’t even know if it works for herbs, it’s just a lot of sterling silver that took 9 months to build.

Gucci velvet Armchair $6,900 by means of Gucci
Guys, I can’t find fault with any individual shelling out money for this chair (or majority of other Gucci home pieces). Gimme.

Louis Vuitton monogram Tower $3,050 by means of Louis Vuitton
Because good ole’ wooden Jenga is for peasants.

Alaia BEAUTYALAÏA PARIS Eau de Parfum $2,500 by means of Net-A-Porter
No one can like a scent this much to need 1000ml, but I imagine some superrich get this as a stocking stuffer and call it a day.

Silver cross Balmoral Pram $3,999 by means of Nordstrom
I’m nOt Bougie nok til en barnevogn som denne.

Louis Vuitton Monogram Gigantic Volleyball $ 2.650 ved hjælp af Louis Vuitton
Jeg vil gerne vide den person, der får en volleyball på $ 2.650 og faktisk bruger den. Det er rig.

Berg Toys E-Gran Excursion Pedal Kart $ 5.999 ved hjælp af Bergdorf Goodman
Her har du en pedalvogn, og selvom der er en elektrisk assistentmotor, undskyld kiddoer, skal du stadig udføre arbejdet selv. Eller endnu bedre, mor kan ansætte en cyklist til at udføre pedalingen for dig.

Jimmy Choo Diamond F -udsmykkede ruskind sneakers $ 3.995 ved hjælp af saks.com
Når du vil være en del af den bedstefarsko -trend, men du vil også have, at folk skal indse, at du kan tage det til næste niveau næste niveau, er disse for dig.